- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

fish fishy caoimhin

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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