- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Anti-jokes are funny.

A French man gets into a fight

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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