- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Your mom.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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