Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Poop...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Bob Saget that is all

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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