Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's big and purple? Barney

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -21

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops