- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

eat a hot dog

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A hill billy went fishing

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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