- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Justin Bieber

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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