- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Can I ask you a question? You just did

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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