What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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