What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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