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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A bar walks into a man

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

robin, get in the car.

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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