- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Poop...

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

whats black? the colour

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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