- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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