- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Katy Perry

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

I don't believe in giraffes.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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