Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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My Butthole.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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