- Anti Joke

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.