So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Vote this up

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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