- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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