- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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