Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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