What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Antijokes...

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's 9+10? 19.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Christianity

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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