- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

poop.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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