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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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