MOOOOOOOOOOO

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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