- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did? Yes

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

child labor

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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