- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PENIS that is all

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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