What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Ebola

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

breasts

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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