- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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