- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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