Anti-jokes are funny.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Microwave

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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