What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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