Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What is your bill about? Clinton

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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