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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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