What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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