boobs!

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Kys

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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