- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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