- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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