Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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PENIS

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Womens rights.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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haha

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Anti Joke

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