when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

-knock knock! -doors open

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Get it? More.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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