Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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