what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Guest what? Dog

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Thats what she said

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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