Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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