- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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