What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Error 37.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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