- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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