Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Error 37.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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