Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What is a jew in space? Dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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