- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.