- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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