- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

A child walks into a classroom.

[Set up] [No punch line]

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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