- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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