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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

I C U P White stuff

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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