- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What moos like a cow? Another cow

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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