Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

no really what are ur names?

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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