- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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