Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Anti Joke

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