An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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