- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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