What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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The child was fired from his job.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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