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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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