WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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