First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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hear hear

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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copy me and i will kill you

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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So I was walking down the road today

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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