Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Suck pussy

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

women's rights.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

I'm rick james bitch

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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