A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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