- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

I love alchohol!

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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