I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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