What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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