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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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