What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why did the girl cry because she was raped

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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