Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

why did the girl cry because she was raped

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

THE GAME

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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