What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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