- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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