- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

I read the terms of service.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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