- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

My name is Jeff

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Amazing

Ham sandwich

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

N-E Pats never cheated

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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