So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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