A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Women's rights.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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