Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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