What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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