- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

2 black kids walk into school

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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