whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Anti Joke

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