- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

kill yourself

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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