- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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