What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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