A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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