- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

I have suicidal thoughts

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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