- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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