- Anti Joke

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.