- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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