- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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