What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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