Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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