Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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whats black and large -me

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Chuck Norris.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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