Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Amazing

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Ham sandwich

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Anti Joke

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