- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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