What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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boobs!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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gingers

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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