- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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